dutch mickey

The Dutch Mickey is a sexual move performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary Mickey Mouse ears and to poke your John’s anus, often while exclaiming “Woo-Hoo - welcome to Mickeys House Bitch”.

While wandering the back alleys of Amsterdam in his assless chaps, Remko was surprised by a Dutch Mickey…

by Buford C Cabhash March 5, 2024

dutch explosion

When you press your bitch's face against your ass and blast their face with explosive diarrhea.

Hey, gurl I wanna give you a dutch explosion.

by Herbert'sDutchMuffins August 17, 2014

Dutch Foundry

What happens when a Dutch Oven goes too far and you have catastrophic diarrhea under the covers while sharing the bed with a friend, partner, or spouse.

I finally slept over at my new boyfriend's house, and of course this was the one night I left a Dutch Foundry under his new satin sheets. Time to find a new boyfriend!

by Jud Louis February 17, 2025

Auto-Dutch oven

When a sick bastard gives themself a Dutch oven.

I was so bored last night, I performed an Auto-Dutch oven.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

Dutch Fart

When someone takes a hit from a pipe and then from a dab pen through their asshole by like sucking it in and then farts it out

Hey Micheal did you hear how Steve shat himself trying to do a dutch fart

by nboob March 18, 2021

Pennsylvania Dutch

A sex position where you fart in ones mouth and they give you a blowjob

Mike: Yo I just gave alexia the Pennsylvania Dutch

Jason: what the fuck is that
Mike: it’s where you fart in someone’s mouth and they give you a blowjob
Jason: stay the fuck away from me

by Footlongfresh January 19, 2022

Dutch Butt

Typically someone with a big head and flabby butt. They also smell like someone who spend many nights in sewage water.

I hate when annelise come around making it smell all Dutch butt like

by Elkflick October 22, 2023