But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!

Nah, you... You shut the fuck up... Bitch..

Dork "But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!"

Hym "I did say I wasn't! I said YOU are fuck-face!"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

Nerd

A great person, typically with glasses and extremely skinny, who has never gotten a B in their life. A modern idea for a great person like a "nerd"is that they like to gain some weight and exercise. They are portrayed with glasses since they read a lot and a study says that not having a great eye sight means you have a high IQ.

Man, I want to be a nerd, since all successful people were called nerds at school.

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

Nerd Nectar

Nerd Nectar is Fluoritalin, Adderall, Ritalin, Modafinil, Phentermine, Armodafinil, Sunifiram, Selegiline, Propranolol, Afobazole, Caffeine, and Kratom (FARM PASS PACK). Nerd Nectar is also Caffeine (Vitamin C), Concerta (Vitamin C), Propylhexedrine HCl (Vitamin P), Phentermine (Vitamin P), Propranolol (Vitamin P), Khat, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Kava Kava, and Nicotine lozenges (Vitamin N). Nerd Nectar is cognitive enhancers and they're usually stacked with 25mg of Tropoflavin to prevent side effects. Nerd Nectar also refers to DMAX (Dimethylallylxanthine. 10× stronger than Caffeine or Trimethylxanthine.). Usually, Nerd Nectar refers to Monster energy drinks, Coffee, Caffeine, Propylhexedrine HCl, Norpropylhexedrine HCl, Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Phentermine.

Steve: I used Nerd Nectar in the form of Vitamin P (Phentermine Resinate. Adipex-75.), Monster energy drinks, Modafinil, and Armodafinil.

by HawaiianPunch1 July 6, 2024

Nerd Raging

Secondary definition, applies to usage during or in the result of programming/ writing computer programs.

When one programmer finds, uses, or sees code written by another programmer that is either:
1. Completely wrong
2. Done in a ridiculous way
3. Extremely inefficient
4. Looks like something written by a third grader in 1695

Mark was nerd raging over the code that Steve wrote because there is no way it would ever work.

by ComputerJon August 15, 2016

Nerd

Technoblade

Technoblade is a big nerd.

by Apologisze Or Regret Later September 13, 2020

Gaggle of Nerds

Gaggle of Nerds (noun):

A chaotic yet endearing group of highly intelligent individuals who, like a gaggle of geese, travel in packs, honk over plot holes, and occasionally hiss at factual inaccuracies. Known to flock around comic book stores, convention centers, and whiteboards covered in equations. Approach with snacks and an open mind.

Oh boy, watch out! Here comes a gaggle of nerds going to the new Magic release party.

by myfakenameforthis June 3, 2025

Dog Nerd

A person whose love for and fascination with Canis familiaris goes beyond that of a typical/casual dog-lover. These people spend large amounts of time reading books and blogs and watching videos/webinars on topics such as dog behavior and body language, dog training, canine neuroscience, behavioral science, and ethology. They probably have an order of dog books on the way right now and it's likely they've either attended a dog training/behavior conference (such as Clicker Expo) or wish they could. They may act nonchalant when the subject of dogs comes up in conversation and restrain themselves from launching into a deep explanation of their top ten favorite training treats when around non-dog-nerds to avoid coming off as a total weirdo, but happily nerd out when in the presence of their own kind. Dogs - especially their dog/s - are their passion, their hobby, and sometimes even their career. They have a deep love and respect for their dog/s, and meeting their dog's needs and making sure their dog/s have an enriched and fulfilling life is an important priority to them. You're not a dog nerd if you "don't believe" in or "don't agree" with the AVSAB Humane Dog Training Position Statement and/or identify as a "balanced trainer." Dog nerds practice humane, evidence-based training and handling.

"Sheesh, I was only trying to compliment Jennifer when I said she's just like The Dog Whisperer."
"Dude, Jennifer is a total dog nerd. You never say the words 'The Dog Whisperer' in the presence of a dog nerd."

by Circumspect Caninetrovert September 8, 2021