When your buddy was in an accident and loses the use of his arm, you use his dead arm to jerk yourself off because you’re dead inside and it’s the only thing that gets you hard.
Adam was in a motorcycle accident that left him with a dead arm so I used his retarded stranger to blow a massive load in his stuffed crust pizza.
by CaddyRipz February 19, 2024
the sexual act of 5 males. one of the males penetrates the anus, one goes in the mouth and the other two get handjobs thus making the male look like a retarded eagle.
by [HOON] April 08, 2020
by Stat-mobile January 07, 2020
by Stat-mobile January 07, 2020
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ME! Where as people are going out of their way to make it look like I'm shit for free....
Hym "Elon is a retarded fraud who pays people to make it look like he isn't shit and is rumored to have manufactured his 1# on the Diablo leaderboard (By paying someone to play for him) and got exposed while playing Path Of Exile 2."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025