Schrodinger’s Rage Bait

When your friend says something a dumb “hot take”, but waits for the reaction of the group to claim it was rage bait.
Friend 1: why does Jake always say the dumbest takes in the group chat?
Friend 2: He thinks it’s funny to rage bait us, but he’s actually just stupid
Friend 1: Ah I get it, he waits to be called out to say he was just trying to get a rise out of us
Friend 2: exactly, it’s a Schrodinger’s Rage Bait
by Squidington May 29, 2025
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Raccoon rage

When you are in engaging in the doggy style sex position you begin to scrape the entire back side of their body to arouse them!
Derek raccoon rage Melanie in the trailer park. Melanie then had to get a tetanus shot.
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Rod Rage

An outburst of anger, aggression, or violence attributed to an erect penis.
My boyfriend had rod rage last night when I told him he could stick it in my butt
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Rod Rage

an outburst of anger, aggression, or violence attributed to the use of an erect penis
my boyfriend had rod rage last night when I told him he could stick it in the butt
by Rodrage October 13, 2023
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power rage

a fit of rage where a weaker being having his balls castrated and given to a small yet Napolionic man who gains masculinity from his exploitation.
The coach sidelined his own athletes due to a power rage.

His power rage was so strong the coach squealed like a pig who's nuts were sacrificed to win a dual.
by Equity For All March 07, 2017
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Coomers rage

A condition where following masturbation the afflicted is prone to mood swings. The condition usually rendered inert by the following day.
Person 1: “I was talking to my mate and all of a sudden he was pissy at me for no reason
Person 2: “Dude must’ve had Coomers rage”
by Qwerbro999 May 12, 2024
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