Illinois brown snake

When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.

My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.

by FleshySilo July 12, 2017

Snake

Umm, you know that one person that always said something behind you and whenever you asked for help, they said they couldn't but that was just a lie and want to dodge you.

"Last time, she said it's a real Gu$$i but I saw her at this one cheap mart with his mom. EEW!"

That is what you called a snakey person huh!

by yoonkimchy May 7, 2021

google snake

the game people play during class because school is boring as shit

"bro what you playing"
"im playing google snake dumbass"

by brrbrbr October 12, 2022

snake sucker

(pronounced snAY K ssUK r)
definition: someone who sucks up to snake all the time and acts like besties.

the sucker part is a reference to the way they always suck his dick.

“why us that person in vc with snake?”
“oh, theyre just a *snake sucker.*”

by #heterophobic September 28, 2020

Habibi Snake

Guadeloupe José

Habibi snake is that you my man

by anonymous December 16, 2020

one eyed snake

Dick! Large Johnson! Huge hose!

Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!

by HomelessWizzard August 7, 2022

snaked

When a person who is far greater than another person does something to them to achieve a mischevious out come. Usually followed by a hooked finger swinging happily and the person who was snaked, saying "You totally snaked my ass"

Dave finds a live snake on the ground while camping in the woods. He then takes the snake and throws it on his gf. She screams aloud "ekkkkkk" "get the flipping thing out of my hair". Dave smiling and dancing says "sssssssnaked!" Wildly swinging a hooked finger in a swooshing motion. Then the gf says, "You totally snaked my ass"

Second example
After his gf fell to sleep in the truck, dave slammed on the breaks of his truck while screaming wildly along side of the rest of the passengers in the car to try and startle his gf. The people go "ahhhhhhhh!" and the gf goes "AHHHHHHHHH!" wildly looking ahead with a look of death on her face. Then dave says, "snaked yet again!"
"whammt, on you"

by dave (the man) marsh November 14, 2006