Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.

Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!

by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020

A Smoked Habanero

The accidental or purposeful killing of a woman so hot that's she is as hot and spicy as a Habanero. The potential killing of which has massive and dangerous repercussions, just like eating a Habanero

Although she was the sexiest woman around, she slept with the wrong man and thus became a smoked habanero.

by Sean J Stewart July 25, 2022

3rd hand smoke

When a person smokes so much that their farts become 2nd hand smoke.

*farts*

"Man, is someone smoking in here"
"Nah, just some 3rd hand smoke"

by Josiah13 February 22, 2019

Smoked

To kill someone

Bro he smoked your step sis cousin friend grandpa uncle

Person 1 bro I fucked yo girl
Person 2 shut up before you get smoked

by Big Andy on yt July 4, 2022

north dakota smoke signal

When you take a drag of a cigarette and blow the smoke into his/her butthole. He/She then bends over, putting both hands and both feet flat on the floor, with butt straight up in the air, the smoke is tooted out, creating a beautiful North Dakota Smoke Signal.

Zach was being annoying so I bent him over and forced him to do a North Dakota smoke signal yesterday.

by jandro22 February 12, 2017

Smoke a Jacob

In parody to smoking a cigarette, where once you're hooked, you can't stop listening to Jacob Collier's music. Other music begins to feel inferior, and you can't help but be consumed by the rabbit hole of smoking Jacobs daily.

Jacob is like Nicotine, only there are no repercussions to Smoke a Jacob.

by SketchTurner_16 April 15, 2021

Pretty Women Smoke Pressure

Pretty Ladies that like to inhale the good stuff and exhale the bad stuff.

oh you know how it is only pretty women smoke pressure!

by poeticjusticekid November 15, 2021