Smoking the Bear

Being ignorant enough to go against the said rules from Smokey the Bear. You're a disgrace to the people of the woods.

I ran through Smuggler's Notch with a lit flare, and I need to say there is no better pleasure than smoking the bear.

by A Fatuous Pigeon August 22, 2017

smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

smoking off

Smoking a joint to get really high (420 blaze it) and then immediately jacking off to completion.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you smoking off late?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, after I do my homework though.

by Lvl99ditto September 3, 2017

3rd hand smoke

When a person smokes so much that their farts become 2nd hand smoke.

*farts*

"Man, is someone smoking in here"
"Nah, just some 3rd hand smoke"

by Josiah13 February 22, 2019

up in the smoke

up in the smoke means when you smoke lots of weed get high and the room gets really smokey .

“Hey man were up in the smoke “

by Stayout March 16, 2019

catch this smoke

When you about to get jumped by 5 black people with guns or preferably hands

If you don't stop fucking with my sister you gonna have 2 catch this smoke

by my blicky hard March 19, 2019

No smoke, no shade, no salt.

Coined by Bay Area website thesaucerus.com in 2017. Means I'm not trying to insult, talk bad about, nor am I mad about something; I'm just saying.

You're on the phone with G and have said ok 9 times. You've said goodbye 6 times. You're trying to hang up, but they keep talking. "Damn G, I said I gotta go! You talk too much man. No smoke, no shade, no salt. but for real though."

by TheSauceBeats December 14, 2018