social cropdusting

When someone walks into a room and seeds an argument over an intentionally dividing subject, and gets everyone upset with each other, and then casually leaves as the arguments continue to brew.

A group of close co-workers and I were having lunch in the cafeteria, when out of nowhere, Karen from accounting walks through and says "It's perfectly natural for Tom Brady to kiss his son on the lips.". Moments later, the anger and arguments between everyone defending their points of view had escalated to a point where nobody even noticed Karen had already left. Karen is a master at social cropdusting; she does it all the time. Karen is a bitch.

by USABooty June 8, 2023

social investing

Social investing, a practice embraced by many, carries inherent risks—especially for individuals lacking financial education. The allure of quick gains can lead to perilous outcomes when investors heed misguided recommendations and invest in assets such as meme stocks, penny stocks, or cryptocurrencies like GameStop, AMC, or Bitcoin, right before a market sell-off. This scenario underscores the importance of conducting thorough research and exercising caution when navigating the dynamic world of social investing.

Bob: Hey man, Carly told me to download Robinhood for social investing into this one penny stock. I put $100 bucks into it.
Jason: Did you make money on it?
Bob: Nah man, the company went bankrupt and got delisted! I lost all my money!
Jason: You need to be more responsible with your money!

by the _bad_investor December 8, 2023

social reject

carter bowman.

"carter bowman just said the n-word, he's such a social reject"

by windows xp September 11, 2021

Social Bug

A group of people all standing around one phone watching it, a social bug group

“Look over there, it’s another social bug group’

by EB Moonshine April 21, 2021

Social Distrubtism

Social Distrubtism is Distrubtism but with a more socialist point of view. Distrubtists will claim that they are not socialists or capitalists and they criticize both Laissez-faire capitalism and state socialism. Distrubtists believes in co-ops, member owned mutual organizations and a large scale competition law reform. Distrubtists also want credit unions, building societies, and mutual banks. But Social Distrubtism believes that private property should be distrubted and Social Distrubtists might also believe or not believe that local co-ops should be organized by syndicates.

Frank: Social Distrubtism is an interesting idea but isn't what Distrubtism represents because Social Distrubtists openly say that their ideology is socialist but most other Distrubtists criticize both socialism and capitalism.
Andrew: But I believe socialism is bad I believe in Distrubtism mixed with socialism since socialism has some good ideas that can help us.

by VietcongSocialist November 8, 2020

social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons.

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Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard, unless you want to lol in the remake of the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.

by Sexydimma March 5, 2014

Drunken Social Studies Teacher

1. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is a nickname given to a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historicall, racial or political topics with little or no accuracy.

2. Drunken Social Studies Teacher is also a drinking game centered around a drunken (or stupid) individual at a bar (or wherever) that states random "facts" about a historical, racial or political topic with little or no accuracy, wherein the witnesses of said ramblings drink every time the aforementioned makes an inaccurate remark.

Tell the bartender we need another round, the Drunken Social Studies Teacher at the end of the bar is at it again!

by Toecutterguitar August 7, 2019