When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.
Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"
by Killer Llama November 23, 2016
by Semper butts July 25, 2017
You bro that chick had a Russian Sinkhole
by The Static of Bolt February 21, 2024
A Russian Rugburn is a sexual activity taking place between two people. The first person or the "Rug" goes multiple days or weeks without wiping after excreting bodily waste, causing the excess waste to stick and "crust". The second person in the activity lays down on their back shirtless. The "Rug" then stands above the second person without pants and begins to rub their unwiped behind against the chest of the receiver. Causing "rugburn"
by UrbanBakon April 14, 2024
When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.
by ThierryPubesHenry October 22, 2018
The placement of a long hard rod that is used for many purposes other than eating. The best russian breadsticks are among 3 of the best people name Chase, Ethan, and Mr.Slave. Russian breadsticks get harder over time and are perfect for many uses other than eating or the placement of something.
by Russian breadsticks February 26, 2023
A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.
by Dead End Dale May 21, 2018