Doomed Puppy

A character inserted into a stories plot solely to gain the love and support of the audience before being subjected to unfortunate circumstances for the sake of adding emotional weight to the story.

Bob was such a doomed puppy in season two of Stranger Things.

by Wricks July 2, 2022

Smuggling puppies

Used to describe a man's package when it is prominently on display and hard not to notice.

Did you see the pants that John was wearing just walking around smuggling puppies.

by XH2806 July 31, 2022

flesh puppy

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".

I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.

by RedMonarch12177 August 1, 2022

Broke Puppy

Someone who is on one certain occasion, multiple occasions, or always without funds to go out. Someone who is a financial dependent due to economic hardship.

1. I wanted to invite Evan out, but he is a Broke Puppy, and I don't want to end up paying his tab at the bar.

2. Don't invite her out sis, she's a broke puppy, you'll be picking up the tab for her if you do.

by BossJD August 11, 2022

Puddle puppies

Dope whore tweaker slut meth hoe

Damn I'm out of dope and now the puddle puppies are gone

by Thaiceking August 14, 2022

Throat Puppet

The act of using a persons mouth/ throat for personal pleasure to your own extent.

They came over and let me use them as my throat puppet .

by Urfavseat69 September 10, 2022

Airport Puppy

An individual who has been hoeing around, airport to airport, not wearing a mask, soaking up all the germs and bacteria, just not giving a fuck.

"Stay away from Joel today, he's an absolute airport puppy after this weekened. Def has covid"

by Ders McGee September 13, 2022