San Franciscan Potato Chips 

When a gay man in San Francisco cums on their high end leather sofa, let's it dry, and then consumes the resulting semen chip.

Damn man, go easy on the San Franciscan Potato chips, you're going to spoil your butt lunch.

San Franciscan Potato Chips by s0ull3ss February 9, 2020

The followers of Epic Potato 

The Followers of Epic Potato is a group were very genus smart people believe in the culture of Ppotatology and go to The Church of Epic Potato

Booga: Do you believe in the culture of Ppotatology?

Snoop: Yeah, why wouldn't I? I even go to The Church of Epic Potato every Sunday!
Slevardi: So you're a one of The followers of Epic Potato, sweet!

The followers of Epic Potato by The Followers of Epic Potato March 18, 2020

Russian hot potato 

When to people get on Call Of Duty and throw a grenade back and forth until on dies.

Ryan: hey I getting on Cod

Yegor: sick I'll get some friends and we can do a russian hot potato tournament
Ryan: no way jack has E.O.D he just catches it and charges it

Russian hot potato by ShoutingMage July 6, 2020

Koala Crap Potato 

The best potato type in the universe

Only J is a Koala Crap Potato

Koala Crap Potato by Nujra October 6, 2020

Middle Eastern Potato 

A middle eastern delicacy that has the tendency to explode if you do not cut it slow and carful

“Ask Mohammad Ramsay for his world famous Middle Eastern Potato.”

Middle Eastern Potato by The only potato October 19, 2020

Farting on a potato 

Farting on a potato is what you call someone acting suspiciously and/or evil in rural America.

That person needs to stop farting on a potato, what does he think he's doing walkin around my farm?

Farting on a potato by Dr.Kazakhstan May 14, 2021

that_baddass_potato 

the hottest and the nicest and the swagest person ever to breathe the same air I do like I'm honoured to live on the same planet as you bestie

you reach the ultimate level of swag when you follow that_baddass_potato on instagram istg

that_baddass_potato by ahlaxedits July 3, 2021