old sea dog

grandpa in pirate language

OHHH damn my old sea dog is coming to visit next we r gonna have so much fun playing bingo and cleaning our dentures!

by targetforever February 26, 2011

go old school

1) To send an email.

2) To send information via the internet without the use of an IM or a networking site - e.i. facebook

*MSN not sending file*

John: Fuck it, just go old school.

by YEAH182348 October 28, 2009

Avon Old Farms

Avon old farms commonly known as "shit town" "da hood" and "river dams" is located on a spit of land on the corner od bum fuck and you got a pretty mouth connecticut. Commoners are urged to stay away from these uncivilized winged beavers. On many ocassions they have been found charging and generally missing people and being hit by cars. We can see their intellignece appear on many ocassions most commonly found when they try to spell salisbiury with an "a" rather than a "u"

"Look at that avon old farms bitch"

"It looks like a knight impailed that beaver on the side of the road"

Avon Grammer: "jimmy gon look at them salisbary boys they aint goin nowhere they aint got no ideas someone better learn them some skills"

by JD Kirkendoll May 3, 2005

dirty old man

a man who is the age beetween 70 and 90, who talks dirty, and smell bad

ewww! that dirty old man just farted over there

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

old town road

I got the horses in the back
horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the bootes that's black to math

friend: you like old town road?
me: yaaaaaasssss

by 5imple May 3, 2019

avon old farms

Avon old farms is an all boys boarding school in avon ct. Most of they boys go there bc they couldnt get in anywhere else...aka salisbury...but some go for sports too. Sorry boys but thirds lax isnt going to cut it in the real world. Most of them are repeats...what does that tell you! AOF has a horrible reputation, being jerks, easy, and hooking up with walkers girls therefore they carry lots of STD's. They think they are the shit untill the end up working for a Salisbury guy.

(Watching a thirds lax game)
-Woah that must have hurt
-I dont think they can lose any more brain cells so its ok

by aofsucks April 18, 2005

Old Man Winter

While in the midst of performing cunnilingus, the act of forcefully exhaling into a woman's vaginal canal. Peforming an Old Man Winter will often cause the recipient to experience sudden and violent vaginal flatulence.

Dude, I did an Old Man Winter on my girlfriend last night. She queefed immediately and then slapped me.

by poorlygrownbeard November 20, 2010