Mud Crabs

The act of getting crabs from anal sex

Man I got mud crabs from after butt love last night

by Squirrelly Dan May 27, 2022

Mud Crabs

Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.

Hey mate I’ll be back in a minute my mud crabs are giving me grief

by UnkySnit10 October 13, 2022

Mud-Fucker

See back in the day, somebody fucked mud and turned black. That's about it.

What the fuck are you doing you Mud-Fucker.

by Goat-Lord January 13, 2019

Mud Hopper

A Mud Hopper is the same as a Mud Cricket but she is beautiful and plus size.

A Mud Cricket is to skinny for me, I need a Mud Hopper.

by Mud Hopper September 16, 2019

Rhodesian Mud Flap

Explosive diarrhea splattering both the back of your testicles and the ‘partakers’ face during a salad tossing mishap.

Rick’s regret for having McDonalds and Taco Bell was apparent as his Rhodesian mud flaps were plastered across his poor wife’s face…

by Azketta August 14, 2022

Bear in the mud

When one shoved a gummy bear up they’re ass and has someone suck it out for pleasure

Did you here Justine gave Selena a bear in the mud

by Young.dexter April 23, 2018

Bear in the mud

When one shoves a gummy bear up there ass and someone else sucks it out for the other persons pleasure

Bro did you here Justin gave Selena a bear in the mud

by Young.dexter April 23, 2018