monkey man

the superhero on Hey Arnold. He lives in a box downtown in his monkey pajamas and a stuffed money. He's obsessed with bananas and is all about "protecting the weak and downtrodded" He goes around at 1 am screaming "I AM MONKEY MAN!!!"

Monkey Man: "I am MONKEY MAN!!"
Bob: "Monkey Man is awesome."

by Tess October 24, 2004

monkey hanger

Darlo scum, take it up the bum!!
monkey hanger, proud to be a strangler!!

poolies rule! darloids drule!

by Kimy October 02, 2004

Touch The Monkey

A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.

a) I was at the zoo and I decided to touch the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.

by Justin1552 August 19, 2008

monkey jesus

An extremely ugly, undesirable person.

That girl is straight monkey jesus.

by K.G. MadMan June 07, 2005

horny monkey

When a monkey and another monkey start screaming at each other and then suddenly start doing it. This can also be seen in some cases of humans, unfortunately, when one human suddenly screams at the top of his lungs and then drops his pants and gets onto another human.

Gurpreet was the victims of one of Shane's random horny monkey attacks.

by toadnater December 02, 2003

Weed Monkey

Person who habitually smokes weed with you but never returns the favor and never pay you.

Weed Monkey: wanna go smoke a bowl, dude?
John: heyyyyy man, quit being such a freaking weed monkey!

by Ryan Tucker January 17, 2007

chud monkey

Some one who picks peanuts out of poo

Dan you fucking chud monkey, leave that piece of poo alone!!

by Jim Bob March 22, 2004