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Mike

Mike is a guy that everyone hates with a passion. He disrespects every person he knows and is know to be a generally terrible human being. Many people wish him dead. All he does is make Urban Dictionary entries of peoples names and floods the site with stuff like, "Jeremy, he is a fun loving guy that never cheats on his girlfriends, of which he has several." And so on and so forth. He consistently uses the term "Mike Drop" for every time he thinks he won an argument.
Person 1: "Dude, I am not gunna do this today, you can't just walk into my home and punch twenty holes in my drywa-"
Mike: "Mike Drop."
Mike then walks away.
by Knightrhyme May 26, 2022
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Dirty Mike

Why are you such a dirty mike?
by Kaden1467 June 16, 2016
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Moscow Mike

The nickname for Republican speaker of the house in the US Congress, Mike Johnson. He was granted this title on social media platforms and critics for blocking desperately needed military aid to Ukraine from his inception as speaker in October 2023 to April 2024, when he scheduled a vote. He is known to be beholden to fringe MAGA members of the GOP, who are sympathetic to Russia and were even accused of peddling Kremlin talking points verbatim by moderate GOP members, due to former President Donald Trump's election campaign.

This nickname originates from Moscow Mitch, when in 2018, the Department of the Treasury established sanctions against Russian oligarch, Oleg Deripaska, who is known to be an influential and powerful ally to the Kremlin, along with other Russian oligarchs. Democrats moved to enforce the sanctions against Deripaska but were defeated by the Mitch McConnell led GOP majority.
Moscow Mike wants Russia to win!
MoscowMike is trending in X
by irongron April 16, 2024
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doorside mike

Doorside Mike was SO gay!... HOW GAY WAS HE?! He was so gay that even Los Angeles rejected him.
by Doorside Mike March 11, 2016
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chubby mike

Like a normal mike, just chubby. Gorgeous head of hair. Will make smile even when he’s at his lowest. Puts others before hisself And loves like no other
You know chubby mike? He’s awesome right?
by Myne12 November 22, 2021
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Mike Perry

Man you looking all sorts of Mike Perry right now.
by Dar real man May 21, 2021
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mike

him.
mike is him.
by realfactos101 September 10, 2022
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