A Mushroom Lesbian is simply a lesbian with a bowl cut. Any subcategory of lesbian (Dyke, Stud, Femme, Lipstick, etc) can be a Mushroom Lesbian as long as they have a bowl cut.
Person A: "Did you see Veronica's awesome new bowl cut?"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"
by ratty-b-ratty-tingz May 9, 2020
Get the Mushroom Lesbianmug. Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
by Djentile March 13, 2019
Get the Lesbian Birthdaymug. by swiftea March 6, 2023
Get the Lesbianmug. A lesbian who uses he/him pronouns.
A person who identifies with being a lesbian, and simply has a preference for he/him pronouns. A he/him lesbian may or may not be butch or masc-presenting.
A person who identifies with being a lesbian, and simply has a preference for he/him pronouns. A he/him lesbian may or may not be butch or masc-presenting.
by rangoe April 8, 2024
Get the he/him lesbianmug. A lipstick lesbian is a woman who pretends to enjoy sex with other women, in order to a please men. Aka, a fake lesbian. The reason for this is that she is 'putting on' her lesbianism, as you put on a lipstick.
by Psyzzle_wazzle_returns October 5, 2020
Get the Lipstick lesbianmug. by leapkn April 23, 2024
Get the lesbian ape knucklemug. by Ur mom's basement March 30, 2025
Get the Lesbianmug.