long-prong thong

A person who is constantly bored. They don’t like what used to entertain them, they have zero exercise, zero power in their brain's battery, zero oxygen… They are basically a zerozerozerozerozerozero.

Please, anyone who is in here, tell my brother to do something real because I don’t like him being a long-prong thong anymore!

by bluestinger66 March 13, 2024

long grass

A slang word referring to money

yo dude i ain't have a enough long grass to go out there

by AyMan Dny August 06, 2020

Long Elevator

The best song in the undertale ost.

"Yo dude, have you heard Long Elevator yet?"
"Yeah man, it slaps harder than my dad when I got a 69 on my maths test."

by AZZYTASTER December 27, 2023

long cob

Eating corn long ways instead of wide ways.

I will long cob your arm

by LongCobbert March 05, 2023

long ye

a filthy prisoner and drug addict who disappoints everyone in his life

girl: please stop smoking meth

boy: shut up im a long ye

by swagdude34 November 21, 2023

dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long

when you accidentally rape Rhys up the ass

oh shit Rhys I peed in your rectum, I did a dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long

by Daddy Daron September 09, 2018

long doggo

Dog with long legs, long body, long neck, and, most importantly, a long snoot. Usually a Greyhound breed a its tiny variant, the Italian Greyhound.

When speaking of "long doggos," one tends to replace the letter "n" with the letter "m" for some reason.

Clamsp the brain part of the neck of the long doggo. Bask in its lemgth.

by long.e.doggos December 13, 2016