Schrödinger's Job

An employer announces that there will be layoffs, and staff will learn who is affected at some undefined point in the future, leaving them simultaneously employed and unemployed indefinitely.

"Budget cuts announced. I have Schrödinger's Job until my employer reports who is getting laid off."

by Eloteloca July 2, 2023

Pillow Job

A gal you know has the thickest buns on the block but shes ugly as heeell, so you gotta cover her face with a pillow to fuck

Johnny I gotta tell you patricia is thick as fuck but I only tap that bitch if its a pillow job

by Cloudxo January 9, 2020

Ben Job

Some gay homo piece of shit who sucks at GTA and siege. Pretty nice guy but a bitch. Known for being short Ben Jobs are usually mistaken for a brown smurf. Except there’s no gargamel to chase him cuz no one wants him.

Is that a pedophile, no that’s just Ben Job.

I thought I told you to take out the trash why is there trash on the couch, oh that’s just Ben Job

by I’m actually your dad January 12, 2020

Hotdog job

A hotdog job is like tit fucking but with butt cheeks

Your mom got caught giving me a hotdog job

by Domjdaddy February 1, 2020

Streetside Job

The act of plowing a broad over the hood of a parked car on the street side while passing cars give you high fives!

Johnny really gave Betty a streetside job last night after the bar.

by Brett82 February 20, 2020

A Monkeys Job

The job that Ryan does in his every day life.

See that Ryan fella. He works in a monkeys job

by KA1223 March 16, 2020

job meeting

pointless meeting in a office or somewhere else for work

Cona :How's your day.
Lilly : *sigh* job meeting was boring.

by the milk gang member July 16, 2020