Doing a Jake

Doing something that everybody tells you not to

Land at Salty Springs -everyone except "Jake"
nah ill go to flush factory -"Jake"
Oh He's Doing a Jake -everyone except "Jake"

by Freeeenchy December 25, 2018

Dos Santos

Dos Santos means demonic, stay away from them as they will hypnotise you into their scary ass world and ruin your life forever

I was doing so well until I ran into a Dos Santos

by Badgalmimi January 29, 2022

doing a reece

An absolute fuck boy.
A recent
Ugly

My man's doing a reece

by Sickman333 October 7, 2017

Doing a Jake

When you do the opposite of what your group of friends agree on doing.

Lets land tilted towers! -everyone except "jake"
nah ill land flush factory -"jake
He's doing a Jake again

by Freeeenchy December 25, 2018

Do a Nathan

When you do a Nathan, you're trying to stop someone from talking to or getting with a girl, acting as if you're their boyfriend, when really you aren't.

You - I'm talking to Emily at the moment, you know.

Dude - Could you not, I like her - I'm speaking to her, leave her alone.

You - Dude, don't be Nathan.

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You - Would you mind if I got with Emily, dude?

Dude - Yeah sure, I wouldn't do a Nathan, Emily isn't mine so she's free for you to get with

by EhhhaaaNjjjjjjjTaaaan March 12, 2014

Doing a Dave

Doing a Dave is when the main instigator of a night out gets wasted and disappears home early on said night out after persuading everyone it's a good idea to go out. This usually involves Turbo Shandy and cider.

I'm totally wasted man!

Are you doing a Dave?

by moleman2001 January 8, 2012

Doing Stats

Sitting down and taking a 2 hour unauthorized break.

Hey dude, I'm hung over, I'll be doing stats.

by me July 21, 2004