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The Human Natute

The instinctive desire to seek out the origin of life.
Person A: Again, how do you know that "we would have investigated the origin of life"?
Person B: Cuz i know the human natute
by Count Drinkalot July 23, 2017
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vampire human

A vampire human is when a vampire bat drinks to much blood and transforms into a human.Now there you know YW
by Superstichiously December 18, 2017
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basic action which every human beeing should be capable of unless they are disabled in a certain way.
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That image was funny, for about a human second.
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The Human Centipede

Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.
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The Human Chipmunk

When someone fits both of your balls in your mouth
“Use the human chipmunk on me so I cum faster
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The human goblet

The act of squeezing urine out of a gaping asshole so that it runs down between the persons legs.
Dude, you should ask Jess about the human goblet.
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