Horses

One of the worst domestic animals to exist. Donkeys are way better 🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏

Hee haw - Doneky
Im fat and lazy - horses

by dhar woman February 28, 2024

Leonard the tiny horse

The sigma horse of Starscourge Radahn, General of Redmane Castle, who fights in a festival for an honourable death. Leonard is 2'6'' but supports Radahn, 11' tall, and becomes a meteorite with him. He is god.

I love Leonard the tiny horse.
YES

by LargeBanana September 30, 2023

Horse Face

Also known as Brad Keselowski. Nascar driver. Drives the #2 for Team Penske. Looks like a horse.

NASCAR fan: did you see Brad Keselowski?
NASCAR fan #2: yeah he has such a horse face.

by Nascar2488 May 22, 2016

Massive Horse

A large, awkward, graceless, lumbering brute. Often with a large head shaped like a fucking potato.

Get off me you Massive Horse!

by splitarse February 16, 2012

Chonkey Horse

A misidentified cow

*pointing at a cow* Look at that chonkey horse

by kempykemp August 6, 2022

Scoop Horse

Something some mental kid at school says constantly...

OOOOOOH! SCOOP HORSE! OOSTEN!

by COJONESLAMIENDO May 4, 2017

Horse Circle

When you jerk off a one eyed horse , and he keeps trying to see who's doing it with his good eye by turning in a circle.

As a Metaphor: When you really like something but you aren't making any progress

"That poor stallion was in a horse circle for an hour before he saw his trainer's face"

Dave: "How's the new job?"
John: "It's a real horse circle. I really like it, but I don't see it going anywhere."

by Urban Gems July 7, 2017