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Free Agent Fuck

First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."
by Zarathud September 10, 2012
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free range stranger

Did you guys see that free range stranger over by Walmart
by Porkchop Actual March 19, 2017
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free.99

I found some discarded jumper cables in the dumpster and they were free.99.
by Wilbur Under March 19, 2023
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Free Lick

When a bitch wants you more than u want her
“damn that bitch free lick… she willing to do anything!”
by davyboy August 14, 2025
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Free will

The main reason you might get fired and go to jail if they find out you like to dip your penis inside every coke you give to the Bk costumers.
I dont like free will... i'd rather eat wood or shit
by SVESNE February 8, 2020
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free range Chad

A Chad, is a cocky asshole who destroys everything they touch. A free range Chad, disrespects every boundary you have, oblivious to the fact that people even have boundaries.
Me: He can you not name call? I don't like it at all
Him: I do what I want
Me: Stop being a free range Chad
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
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Free Bandz Gang

Free bandz gang is the gang that is stupid on getting big musty coochie on the regular. The founder on Free bandz gang (FBG) is Yung Gucci Ruby / Yung Dagger FigmeCup / Big Coochie Collector and Big ruffa Dog / Yung Durk / Yung Big Nose
Fellow Nr 1- sup cuzzzz, what gang you in, Bitch?
Fellow Nr 2- Maaaan, im stupid high, give me a glass of punani elixir, im bucculed. BTW im in Free Bandz Gang NIIIGGA!!!!
Fellow Nr 1- Damn bihh, i feel some type away, let me link up with yo squad, CAWABRINGI
by Yung Gucci Ruby December 11, 2018
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