wiener food

Wiener food is the crusty excess of old cum on the ring of your dick head.

"Johnny's wiener food tasted sour."

by Slimycrotchgoblin September 20, 2016

food

The thing to buy people in order to make friends.

Person 1: Damn I really want some food bro
Person 2: I'll get you food bro
Person 1: bro

by Mfoey September 9, 2016

food photographer

A person(s) who takes a photo of their entrée at dinner at a restaurant before they eat it and posts it to social media. Generally the person makes everyone else wait until they take their photo to eat.

Jill: Beth can we eat yet, we are hungry?
Beth: wait, I gotta get a photo of my steak dinner for my insta.
Jill: you're such an annoying food photographer, no one cares!

by Tomyatyat August 24, 2016

Food Boudoir Photography

The prominent display of food in classy erotic images.

Definition created by Sam Moszkowicz and Jesse M. Watrous (March 11, 2016)

"We just finished the first ever, food boudoir photography shoot".

by Sigalert July 30, 2016

food

good shit

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by YouCanCallMe_Smart July 28, 2016

I'm gonna go watch some food

The point where you are so tired in the middle of night that you go tell your friends. I'm gonna go watch some food. Then you should realize what you said unless your really tired. (Credit to Anthony Calderon he said it first)

Hey brb I'm gonna go watch some food. Wait. What? (laughs)

by Mr. Willis June 3, 2016

food hogger

A person who hogs food by contaminating it.

"Dude, why did you sneeze on the nachos!" Food hogger"

by Nerdy_Glasses May 23, 2016