cock snorkel

A person with a large nose.

That bitch has a cock snorkel, she could give you head all day and never come up for air.

by JackGeorge March 12, 2008

cock talker

One who speaks highly of their penis when in fact they have very little penis to speak of.

I slept with a total cock talker last night. That three inches of man-love did nothing for me.

by the almighty turd sandwich December 9, 2008

Cock Weight

The weight of ones penis.

Fiona: Jerry, how much do you weigh?

Jerry: 10 stone... Hold on are we including cock weight?

If so 15.

Fiona: Jerry, you have a hefty penis.

by Xavier Duck December 27, 2012

Cock Bag

A statement describing the uselessness of a certain individual

"Brett sucks at Madden so bad he's just a big cock bag!" Tim complained at work.

by Chan Man June 11, 2003

Cock Knocker

N: One who randomly strikes people in the testicles. Often on a daily or hourly basis.

Billy is a cock knocker. He hit me in the balls everyday this week.

by Alex December 5, 2003

Pretty Cock

a memorable, clean and overall good looking dick from the TV show The League

Oh yeah i remember kevin, i always thought he had a pretty cock.

by TheBigBurger December 1, 2010

Cock Warrior

A male who enjoys incredibly violent intercourse.

My dog is such a cock warrior, he made my sister's ring piece bleed

by Lawless Terry May 28, 2006