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buddy

buddy is another word for crackhead its buddies if there is multiple
by anonymous January 1, 2021
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Back Yard Buddy

One who helps wipe thy butt, usually after pooping, and done by an ex wife.
I can’t reach back there...I need my back yard buddy
by whoDis20 November 29, 2020
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buddy teacher

An employee of a school district that is, despite his / her title as an educator, less concerned with education than making friends with students. Buddy teachers have no classroom management, assign little or no work, watch a lot of movies, and allow students to call them by their first names. Extreme buddy teachers buy alcohol for, host parties for, lie to parents for, or even date their older students.
Student 1: Take Mark’s class. His class is awesome. You never have to do anything.
Student 2: Nah, I’m cool. 30 year old buddy teachers are cringe.
by mikejackson3 October 6, 2019
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Buddy

JUST A FUCKING NICE NAME TO CALL PEOPLE NOT ANYTHING SEXUAL
Hey buddy

*this was normal not weird*
by Woah Vicky July 31, 2018
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Buddy

A lardge athletic dog that loves toilet water
Omg is that dog playing basketball

Yeah that’s buddy
by Doglover667 May 15, 2018
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Buddy

A term typically used in Louisiana and other southern states used to describe a person who is corny or lame.
“Look his shoes are from the dollar store.”
“ You’re buddy asf for talking about that boy.”
by realrawb February 9, 2024
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Fact buddy

A fact buddy is an individual with whom one exchanges factual information on a frequent or infrequent basis.

There are rarely discrete terms of commitment or participation agreed upon verbally or in writing between the concerned parties. The very nature of the bond between fact buddy and fact buddy is a deep understanding and appreciation for facts. Presumably, both individuals are lifelong learners that act as sponsers to each other, offering a safe and encouraging environment where one may share knowledge without being deemed pretentious or condescending.
“Hey Dude, how bout this weather eh? Gorgeous sunrise!! Sweet surfing mate!”
“Yeah brah. It may look nice, but I read that the color is often due to the level of pollution in the air.”
“Seriously? I never knew that. Interesting.”
“True story. Can you hand me my blue sun sunnies dude?”
“They’re actually cyan.”
Righteous dude. We both learned something today and didn’t take insult. We are the best fact buddies!”

in the office ten years later ..

“Can you hand me that pen dude?This pencil is smudging everywhere.”
“Actually, this pen is a gel pen, which is notably far less superior than a fine print ball point steel barrel .3 mm pen. -If smudging is the variable you are most concerned with. -You could do gel, but you want to make sure you have quality paper that can absorb the ink quickly as it takes longer to dry than a ball point. Otherwise you may find the pencil more tolerable.”
“Thanks fact buddy, do you happen to have one I can borrow? I’ll have to look in to getting better writing utensils!”
“We make the best recommendations for one another.”
“I know. I love your smiles encrusted knowledge bombs.”
by Contriveme July 4, 2018
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