No bill april

In this religious month your boss should basically just not give you your monthöy payment bill.

Steve: hey can i get my bill? it is my pay day.
Boss: haha no fuck you its no bill april

by Dankmeat6ix9ine April 11, 2019

April 20th

Go smoke that loud with your friends! It’s national smoking day, get with your friends and smoke that doobie! Who’s down?

April 20th is the best date ever

by Sam charles April 12, 2019

Saturday 13th April 2019

On this day every Male must kiss at least one non related female and every female must kiss at least one non related Male and then grab their ass as this day is Britain’s ass grab day .

Today is Saturday 13th April 2019.

by Definition god 788 April 13, 2019

April 15th

April 15th is Randy appreciation day
Because Randy Tran is the best mom I could ask for and hes cute and adorable and hot at the same time and his personality is amazing and if u happen to know a randy tran give him a kiss. No not literally bc I'll stab u jk
(I'm not kidding)

Joana: Randy lemme suck ur dick since its april 15th
Me: Try it and I'll cut ur nonexistent titties off

by Uglythotyeehaw April 13, 2019

April 15

April 15th is national go fuck yourself you over sexualized fucks day

“Fuck no you can’t touch my butt because it’s april 15! That means it’s go fuck yourself you over sexualized fucks day.”

by Bruhmoment.wav April 14, 2019

April 16th

National making out day,renewed because people are too goosy poosy to do it,😉ur welcome

National kissing day,April 16th date

by 67902 April 15, 2019

April 16th

National making out day part 2,time to get freaky mannn

Oh shoot its april 16th,best believe ima get hard,i got a big pallo guey

by 67902 April 15, 2019