THE BADDEST BITCH EVERRRRRRR
by Haggg June 22, 2021
Get the Toni Andrewsmug. An Andrew sometimes shits his bedroll. You heard that right. He sleeps on a bedroll and takes his meds. The shitting is just a fun side effect.
by That guys not an Andrew April 12, 2022
Get the Andrewmug. Someone who puts up his walls because he has been hurt by everyone. Wants to be alone but regrets it every time. longing for that one person he can lay in bed with and hold. trash at playing league of legends. Climbing mountains is his only getaway. Intelligent, brave, and toxic. No one stays around him for long except one.
by NOsNolife January 23, 2023
Get the Andrew Kimblemug. by CatOnAHat January 21, 2022
Get the Andrewmug. andrew is the person everyone needs in their life! he’s a great best friend and a great boyfriend he’s always there when people need him. He is also very cute but doesn’t always think it! if you have a andrew in your life don’t let him go.
by en2278 June 20, 2019
Get the Andrewmug. A good looking rich guy that has tons of women. Unlike "Josh," who lives in a trailer and has to have game to get with ladies, Andrew relies on his father's standing in the community, his good looks and an endless supply of drugs to attract women. All Andrews like to beat up their dates and choke them during sex. Women who go out with Andrew end up in the trunk of his car.
While Andrew may not have lady game, he has mad game with law enforcement. Andrew breezes through a DUI checkpoint with a beat up dead chick in the passenger seat. He makes a witty comment about how he's her designated driver and the cops thank him for keeping everyone safe. Although dozens of women have OD'd at Andrew's house, police feel awkward when they have to ask Andrew questions that might incriminate him. Andrew puts them at ease, asking about their mom or their recent vacation and he lets them know how much he appreciates their hard work. Then everyone goes back to their normal routine feeling that the natural order of things has been preserved.
Most Andrews are eventually elected to high positions in government, where they continue their awesome lifestyle on a larger scale. In the rare case where Andrew's misdeeds catch up with him, he becomes famous and his name is celebrated in popular culture. Examples of famous Andrews are: serial killer Andrew Cunanan, alleged mobster Andrew Gigante, Andrew Chikatilo (AKA The Butcher of Rostov), and Andrew Jackson, murderer of indigenous people.
While Andrew may not have lady game, he has mad game with law enforcement. Andrew breezes through a DUI checkpoint with a beat up dead chick in the passenger seat. He makes a witty comment about how he's her designated driver and the cops thank him for keeping everyone safe. Although dozens of women have OD'd at Andrew's house, police feel awkward when they have to ask Andrew questions that might incriminate him. Andrew puts them at ease, asking about their mom or their recent vacation and he lets them know how much he appreciates their hard work. Then everyone goes back to their normal routine feeling that the natural order of things has been preserved.
Most Andrews are eventually elected to high positions in government, where they continue their awesome lifestyle on a larger scale. In the rare case where Andrew's misdeeds catch up with him, he becomes famous and his name is celebrated in popular culture. Examples of famous Andrews are: serial killer Andrew Cunanan, alleged mobster Andrew Gigante, Andrew Chikatilo (AKA The Butcher of Rostov), and Andrew Jackson, murderer of indigenous people.
Tyler: "Hey Chad, d'you know if that chick in 310 is still in Europe? Myles the doorman said he hasn't seen her in weeks."
Chad: "Yeah well you know, she hooked up with some Andrew, so..."
Tyler: "Suh-weeeet! That means her apartment is gonna be available soon. There won't be a police investigation, so I could be chillin' on that balcony by the end of the month!"
Tyler: (Raises his glass) "Here's to Andrew - we owe you bro!"
Chad: "Yeah well you know, she hooked up with some Andrew, so..."
Tyler: "Suh-weeeet! That means her apartment is gonna be available soon. There won't be a police investigation, so I could be chillin' on that balcony by the end of the month!"
Tyler: (Raises his glass) "Here's to Andrew - we owe you bro!"
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021
Get the Andrewmug. Lord Andrew of Scotland is a 12-year-old who owns 5 x 5 square meters of land in Scotland. Everyone refers to him as "Andrew", but he doesn't like that. If you refer to him as "Lord Andrew of Scotland" he will be pleased, however, if you do not, he will power trip on you.
Person 1. That guy? He owns 5 x 5 square meters in Scotland *AUGHHHHH*
Person 2. Oh him? He wants to be called "Lord Andrew of Scotland", stupid right?
Person 2. Oh him? He wants to be called "Lord Andrew of Scotland", stupid right?
by AndrewTeash January 15, 2022
Get the Lord Andrew of Scotlandmug.