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Swag Jacked

the act of stealing someone else's swag without realizing. Most of the time done unintentionally. Can involve copying someones swag through clothes, speech, or personality
Dude he's wearing my same shoes and shirt!... I've been swag Jacked!
by Dthedancer September 22, 2010
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Jacking off

When a young man or old man (can be both) get hard or also known as horny, they're penis starts to rise up. If they don't have anyone at the moment to help them with their needs, then they go to a private place such as the shower or their bed or also local wal-mart and go in a up and down motion on their penis. Causing them to feel the pleasure of having sex with a girl, or also feel the burn. When they reached their maximum pleasure a tasty substances called cum squirts out, and that is when he or she knows they are done jacking off.
Last night i could hear my dad jacking off

Me and your dad jacked off to porn last night
by iknowuwithallmymight May 17, 2010
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Flippin Jacks

Polite, non vulgar way to say "FUCKING JACKASSES."
Any group of people who are idiotic and moronic etc.
People who are stupid jackasses, idiots.
Can you believe those flippin jacks?
No, somebody needs to de-existify them!
by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009
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Mad Jack

The dark and evil counterpart of Samurai Jack. He only appeared in one episode called ''Jack VS Mad Jack''. Mad Jack is a badass, a samurai, an illusion, a clone and a master of all fighting skills. He is also mysterious and rowdy.
Mad Jack is cool but he's so angry
by CollectorofSouls November 11, 2014
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buy-jack

When someone buys your a present, thereby forcing you to buy them one in return. Especially at Christmas.
My girlfriend bought me a Christmas present, totally buy-jacking me. Now I have to go get her one.
by W Gville December 17, 2008
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jack and tonic

jack daniels whiskey and tonic water. Like a jack and coke, except with tonic water
In a bar, "I'll have a jack and coke or jack and tonic"
by Marilyn Mon-shoe box-roe September 28, 2013
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jacking off

Billy stop jacking off into the pancake mix
by Defineking9045 March 29, 2016
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