kabloopy gun

It is the gun that the aliens used to put together an ape and a pig to create humans. Aka Swine monkies

That fuckin alien used his kabloopy gun on my damn hog.

Someone whisper "God" and lets get the fuck outta here.

by yourmatebenjamingal September 21, 2021

Guns Germs and Steel

Guns Germs and Steel is a Pulitzer prize-winning book written by Jared Diamond. You'll most likely study this in grade ten social studies or somewhere in university. It was also turned into a National Geographic special which has a wicked intro, good luck finishing it though.

I own 29 copies of the book "Guns Germs and Steel" This is not a joke, I actually do.

by KookyKrock September 21, 2021

Burner Gun

A gun planted on a victim by police to justify use of force or just as some type of evidence or way to enhance another charge.

"SGT. Bacon will make sure nobody questions the shooting officer krupke..... he already put the burner gun in that minority/(and or,) poor persons hand, you will be home beating your wife in no time."

by Your real name.<---I Do what I September 29, 2021

Gay Gun

The Gayness passed by from a Gay (or lesbian) Person to someone else

Gay person: Hey your gay
Str8 person: No im not
*few years later*
Not-so-str8 person: Hey im gay...
Gay person: I knew you were gay
Not-so-str8 person: How?
Gay person: Im also gay so i can use the Gay Gun on you.

by UH insert my new name here September 29, 2021

Emp Guns

Best way to remove A mobster gangstalking device.

Emp guns are the bane of trackers

by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021

Benioff's Gun

A dramatic principle that states that a prominently featured object, character or plot hook must always end up being irrelevant and go absolutely nowhere, because pointlessly subverting people's expectations is the height of storytelling genius.

"I guess the author kind of forgot about all that massive foreshadowing they did back in Act 1.."
"Nah. It was probably an example of Benioff's Gun..."

by Streetad July 27, 2021

Gas Station Gun

Gun(s) that you you can buy for very cheap, usually with very poor quality and known with issues of feeding, chambering and limited warranty with very bad resell value. These type of guns usually end up being sent back to the manufacturer within a few weeks of someone purchasing and firing these firearms. Pretty much the same quality as anything from the gas station whether it being gas station knives or gas station sushi.

Hey did you hear about Taylor’s Taurus G2C? That shit blew up on him when he shot +P ammo through it what a fucking gas station gun! Fucking monogoloid should’ve purchased that Smith and Wesson SD40 VE instead.

by Cokeman234 August 2, 2021