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It doesn't matter, nobody cares, so what, meaningless, etc.

In reference to the Patriots 2007 (almost) record setting season.
I'm proud of my new car but all my friends are 18 - 1 about it.

Peyton: I think I might grow a goatee.

Dwight: I think I'm 18 - 1 about your goatee.
18 - 1 by Jason M. Hoffman February 8, 2008

stage 1 clinger

A person of the opposite sex which will not leave you alone, or goes out of their way to make contact with you. No previous sexual relation is required.
Dude, Stacy won't leave me alone after I had to do that project with her, I think I've got a Stage 1 Clinger on my hands.
stage 1 clinger by Cstaal November 11, 2014
Official fuck your girlfriend day, on this day she will be really good in the bed.
X: My girlfriend is so boring in the bed..

Y: Today is June 1!

X: And..?

Y: On this date she will be really good! Try it!
June 1 by AnIoopsksksky October 23, 2019

December 1 

The first day of the destroy dick december also known as DDD
Guy 1: hey dude its december 1 you know what that means

Guy 2: oh hell yeah ima go nut all over my girlfriends ass
December 1 by Sexylongassboi76 November 18, 2019
the day that you have to slap your best friend on the back of their neck as hard as you can. then leave them there on the ground crying.
friend: its July 1 you know what that mean
friend 2: please no
July 1 by justsomeasiankid March 11, 2020