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Fuck Fetus February

Welp, the moment you've all been waiting for, the sequel to the torture your dick series. This time it's better than ever, because pretty soon it's gonna be Fuck Fetus February and you better be fucking prepared. And this time it's for women as well. Basically you just fuck your baby. That is it. Fucking your Fetus February.
Dude1: Yoooo guess what time it is! Fuck Fetus February!

Dude2: Just, shut the fuck up.
by Shxdowsk8r January 11, 2023
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fuck it

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Straight Fuck

Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."

Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"
by Brosketti May 5, 2020
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Fuck and Exfoliate

When you have sexual intercourse, finish inside her, then proceed to have a shower and have your body exfoliated by her.
Sorry you told me your name last night, was it Mehmet? Would you like a fuck and exfoliate, we can do it in my shower, take of your cloths and get in my shower big boy.
by Chai_Krunty69 July 14, 2023
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by Raqurm July 17, 2023
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Fuck The God Damn Shit

The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."
1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "

Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."

Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"

2.) *on the phone*

Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"

Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."

Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"

Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."

Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and

a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank

account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."

Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."

*the moment of silence*

Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"

Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"

Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"

Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
by Walkers World April 19, 2022
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if it fucked them in ass and gave them AIDS

An intensifier used to describe the extent to which some entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.
EA wouldn't know good game design if it fucked them in ass and gave them AIDS
by 10xValue September 24, 2021
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