Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer

A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.
Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.

Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022
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Dirty turban

A drink containing the squeezed out contents of the bar rag.
He threw up after he drank his 3rd dirty turban
by E-RIC June 4, 2018
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Dirty Manny

When everyone on the lacrosse team cums in the worst players hair, which he then uses the cum to slick back his hair before putting his helmet on.
Yoo! Get to the locker room quick! We're giving manny a dirty manny before the big game!
by Shultz1335602 February 23, 2023
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Dirty Ethaniel

The act of sticking pea's inside of your urethra then start having sex with the nearest dinosaur stuffy until you unload your pea’s inside of the dinosaur. Then you give the toy to your little brother for his birthday
I’m glad I could pass down my dinosaur stuffy to my little brother. But what he doesn’t know, I did a dirty Ethaniel to it
by Yucky_Liam February 6, 2025
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Dirty whitehead

The act of blowing your load in a chicks mouth that won’t swallow, telling her not to spit it out and then slapping both of her cheeks with your hands making her explode like a zit.
This girl I was dating wouldnt swollow so when she gave me a blow job I blew my load into her mouth with out telling her and when she got up to go spit it out I slapped her cheeks and gave her a dirty whitehead!!!!!
by Tony the Guy November 7, 2020
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Dirty Saunders

The art of cracking one’s back so intensely that they go into a state of intense orgasms.
Bro, Colin gave me the chiropractic session. I even had a Dirty Saunders.
by Ched Blacknom April 9, 2024
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Dirty heimlich

When you feed your significant other way too much taco bell and then take them back to your place and fuck them while simultaneously giving them the heimlich maneuver
Damn, i heard she wants a dirty heimlich, im not down for that.
by Doctordirtyword July 5, 2019
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