national armpit day

Flex your juicy armpit muscles

Why
It's national armpit day
by Bigmoosclez October 14, 2021
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National Armpit day

National Armpit day is the day where you tackle your partner’s armpit hair to show them you love them.
Susan: Its National Armpit Day!

Bob: Get the hell outta here
by kalythebanana March 09, 2023
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national garrett day

like national boyfriend day but celebrating your beautiful boyfriend garrett and holding his hand and giving him cuddles and kisses
a: hey! did you know it is national garrett day?
b:oh? no i didn’t thank you for telling me, i will celebrate it now!
by coolguykai19 August 03, 2022
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Gabby Appreciation Day

Any day that ends with Y is the day you find the nearest Gabby and appreciate them with nothing but nonstop love and compassion. Its her day and she does whatever pleases.
Omg today is Gabby Appreciation day! time to go tell her how amazing she is
by bigbonkersyezzir May 04, 2022
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on the first day of christmas,
my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023
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garbage bag day

In sports, a day when multiple players are dismissed from a team, who at least symbolically - or even actually - load garbage bags with their locker belongings. A sorrowful event.
Today once again is garbage bag day, with the exodus of many preseason hopefuls who didn't survive the final cut from NFL football teams.
by Wildus Billus December 31, 2017
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