Dirty burgle

To break and enter someone's property, steal their valuables and leave a steaming shit. Soft furnishings are often used to wipe.

Our Sandra had a dirty burgle; they took the kids PlayStation and had a shit behind her dad's chair. Smeared shit up the curtains too.

by anonymous November 17, 2023

Dirty Mrs. Doubtfire

When you’re with a hot woman, and you insert a can of ready whip into her touchhole, and pull the trigger, fill with cream and void, and pop it out. Have her fart the whip cream on your face, and you scream “WELL HELLOOOOO!” In your best Mrs. Doubtfire.

I heard Freddie is a whip cream fanatic, even got the Dirty Mrs. Doubtfire from Yeates.

by The dirty swaby boys January 16, 2024

Dirty Santa Meyers

A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!

Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!

by Bendy D January 12, 2023

Dirty Zamboni

After anal sex whipping your dick clean down your partners spine

That freak I went home with said she liked ice skating so I gave her a dirty Zamboni

by Wreckless138 June 11, 2019

Dirty Racheeda

The act of biting your boyfriends foreskin and chewing it like bubblegum

Damn my cock really hurts from that dirty Racheeda last night

by CountryKillSlayer December 5, 2020

Dirty rockstar

Dirty Rockstar (noun, verb)
When, in a fit of outrageous showmanship, you dramatically flash a full-on prolapsed asshole to your audience — not as a cry for help, but as the encore. The move is less about seduction and more about burning your image into the minds of anyone unlucky enough to make eye contact. Often accompanied by a bow, devil horns, and maybe pyrotechnics if the budget allows.

“Dude, that gig was insane — the lead singer finished the last song, dropped his pants, pulled a Dirty Rockstar, and the crowd still gave him a standing ovation… mostly to leave.”

by Cuckcowboy August 8, 2025

Dirty Emercan

When you have stump broke a syphillis ridden Camel and then you forget to wash , then your boyfriend provides clean up on your isle 6

Emercan played hide the vienna with his favorite camel then let the love juice dry and then had ceminious clean him up

Ceminious has been Dirty Emercan'd

by TurkaTurka September 23, 2011