Dirty Kansas

When you put a fleshlight on a drill and let it spin on your fat cock like a wild tornado

Paco: "Dude my dick is chaffed from that Dirty Kansas."
Quinn: "You gotta use bacon grease as lube bro, the Dirty Kansas is a force to be reckoned with."

by puerto_rican_fecal_master November 24, 2022

Dirty Scotty

When boring sex is being had in one's bedroom, in an attempt to spice things up, chicken pate is used in place of lube and must be applied whilst saying, 'just enjoy yourself' in a Birmingham accent.

Shagging the Mrs last night and wasn't going well so had to give it the old 'dirty scotty'

by NoDramaFarmer January 25, 2025

Dirty-Monkey

Intravenous drug addicts use this term as slang when they are referencing drug use - shooting up bath salts & heroin together, mixed into one dose, in a syringe(also known as speed balling) *Dirty-Monkey*

(One addict talking to another) "Yo, you want to do a Dirty-Monkey?"

by Dirty-Monkey May 21, 2022

Dirty Fuck Stick

Huge penis, that has several disseases

I had sex with jess, and i went to the doctor's because of his Dirty fuck stick

by Jizz jojo August 5, 2011

dirty lami

A fine ass dude who is really good in bed but is loving and modest

I want myself a dirty Lami.

by DamnChanann April 24, 2020

Dirty Cinnas

When no one is home you sneak into your veggie patch, grab your biggest zucchini and shove it up your arse.

I was home alone so I went and did a Dirty Cinnas.

by Brock_B May 5, 2020

Dirty Balooga

A particular “obese” woman who also happens to carry a stench that is absolutely without a doubt caused by not properly washing her hoo ha.

Owen Hook encountered a dirty balooga

by Souffrance June 13, 2024