When you have such bad diarrhea brewing that you know its going to sound like you dropped a soaking wet bath towel on a hard surface by holding one corner of the towel highest, then releasing it so that the towel nearly coils as it falls. (Feel free to test this towel drop in your bath tub.)
Hey babe! Pause Game of Thrones, I gotta drop a wet towel.
Honey, when you hot carl me tonight make sure its not a wet towel like last time.
Honey, when you hot carl me tonight make sure its not a wet towel like last time.
by Burn Son! September 22, 2017
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hey ladies, want a wet shovel?
r u high? u wanna die? ill kill ur family!
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r u high? u wanna die? ill kill ur family!
I wet shoveled your mom last night
adam just got wet shoveled
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