it's fucken water

A phrase used whenever someone makes a big deal out of minor or inconsequential details.

Ocean: This Dasalad brand is the worst! It has no filter, too much acid, not enough minerals-
Cyan: Dude, it's fucken water.

by Blues and Dumbness August 30, 2021

Water Cure

A Mykilo Sosa original process designed to take out the impurities in marijuana. The process is rigidly outlined as follows: trimmed buds are completely submerged in reverse osmosis (RO) water for seven to ten days. The water is changed once every twenty four hours. After seven to ten days, the buds are placed on a sterilized drying screen above a cool-air dehumidifier for two and a half to four hours or until the buds are completely brittle dry. The buds are now completely gray in color and ready to be enjoyed without the water soluble impurities that are commonplace in all other forms of marijuana.

Wow, this water cured exotic is super smooth. I just painlessly consumed over a half-gram in one hit. Water curing bud is what truly makes it medical grade and safer to consume, versus just saying that it is medical grade because it was purchased from a medical marijuana dispensary. With no chlorophyll, excess nutrients, or other residuals left in or on the buds, it is like candy on a stick, leaving a superior taste and superb smokability. Water cured buds are also safe to cook with.

by Qorn36 October 15, 2012

Watering the Pumpkins

To urinate on a woman's large breasts.

I caught him in the shower with a stripper... He was watering the pumpkins.

by CozyMolar August 9, 2013

Agave water

Tequila. The name is derived from it's appearance to water, and it's base ingredient being agave.

Eric: Want to take shots of agave water with me?

Sam: Sure, I need to get drunk tonight.

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Parker: Can you pick up a bottle of agave water for me?

Byron: What is that?

Parker: Tequila

by AUDX November 30, 2011

Signs Water

Water that has been left sitting around the house in a glass for an extended period of time (hours, days, weeks) in the same manner that the girl in Shyamalans movie "Signs" did. This also renders the water questionable as a source of hydration but makes it the perfect weapon against hydrophobic extraterrestrials.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without a drink but I refuse to drink the Signs Water on the windowsill from yesterday.

by Soundbitesizedsnacks January 8, 2012

water purifier

when the customer places himself under a mesh camping table while their partner vigorously defecates on the surface of the table sorting the peanut and corn from the poop. in case the customer has an allergy.

Josh gave shawn a water purifier at church camp.

by poolboy6969696969696969 June 15, 2011

Water Socking

When a homosexual fills a sock full of water balloon's and shoves it up his anal cavity as his partner rides his erection.

Hey Rick i heard you and Mike went water socking last night.

by watersockingareus June 28, 2011