Granny War

When people feud like old ladies over something that doesn't need to be argued over.

Tom: hey Billy what is making our moms so mad over baseball and dinosaurs to where they are arguing so childishly?

Billy: They're in a Granny War right now Tom. Give it time and their childishness will (hopefully) pass.

by GoochiBangzz December 2, 2018

format war

Refers to a repetitive series of hot-headed and destructive actions whereby two or more people seethingly format a computer-disk or other media-storage device over and over to erase the previous user's files because each person either dislikes/disapproves of the content that the other users are storing on it, or each person selfishly/arrogantly feels that his own files are more important/necessary/virtuous than those of any of the device's other users.

I always bring extra floppy disks and/or flash-drives with me --- and clearly label them with my name --- to store my own files when I use the office computer, to hopefully avoid any format wars.

by QuacksO January 7, 2019

Cold War

A rivalry between the Soviets and the Americans ,starting 1st of January 1947 and ending 1st of January 1991

A War that does not escalate a lot of heat (as in military attention)

The cold war started in 1947

The two countries are having a cold war

by SomeNoobOnTheInternet June 30, 2019

Bhutan War Bubble

During the Bhutan War, Bhutanese soldiers often kidnapped civilian women and drilled penis-sized holes in the backs of their heads. They then used their heads as objects of sexual aggression, inserting their penises, and banging away until they ejaculated semen into their brains. Often times, these Bhutanese soldiers would gang-rape the heads of these captive civilian women, leaving their brains drenched with multiple shots of Bhutanese semen.

After the war, the heads of the few women who survived this sexual abuse healed to some degree, but the semen-infused gray matter tended to swell up, pushing the newly-formed scalp outward in a sort of bubble shape.

This bulbous growth on the backs of their heads is called a "Bhutan War Bubble."

"Hey Charlie -- stay away from that girl -- she's got a Bhutan War bubble the size of my nutsack!"

"I was quite interested in dating her until I noticed her Bhutan War bubble."

"You know I love you, Baby. I really don't mind your Bhutan War bubble."

by Drifting Dreamer July 22, 2019

World War 3

World War 3 is the longest-lasting world war in history which started in 1973 and has not ended yet, although it is predicted it will end by 2026 . It was started in September 22, 1973 when the British Empire blockaded the English Channel to test a kettle. In response to this, Sealandic troops launched a hydrogen bomb in Manchester. Turkey, being part of NATO, then joined Britain by doing absolutely nothing. Same with the other NATO members. Then in 1990 Sealand made a defence pact with Antarctica and spent 1 decade once again doing nothing. Then a third pact came in and shrinked the armies of both. This new pact was armed by Sudan, South Africa, Cuba, Japan, Indonesia, and Brazil. Then that pact split into two smaller pacts, which kept on splitting. There are now 16 tiny pacts in the war and they are all shrinking. Once World War 3 ends, all pacts and countries will have become so small that they have gone bankrupt.

World War 3 will never end.

by WeirdMapper August 6, 2019

Sybil War

What Basil Fawlty fights each and every day.

Most battles aren't the least bit humorous, but the Sybil War is an exception.

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

friend war

When two people with the same friend want the friend more than the other and then a fight happens.

Angel likes me more. I AM STARTING A FRIEND WAR WITH YOU KAILEY!!!!

by Magmagirl360 September 30, 2019