Twat

A person who puts the exact definition on Urban Dictionary.

"Wigga is such a twat. He put "The female genitalia" for the definition of twat."

by SwankyBanana June 6, 2018

twat-fruit

The offspring of a self entitle woman.

I told her to be sure her twat-fruit did his homework.

by kilodelta February 22, 2010

twat tax rebate

When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.

When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"

by dooferdog March 21, 2017

Twat Horse

A person who thinks quitting their job and pursuing a life unemployed is the key to life.

"Benton" is a Twat Horse.

by Twat Horse September 24, 2011

Twat Pickle

One who simply acts as a twat and looks like a pickle. Also refer to bitch, pickle, and twat.

Quit your whining you fucking twat pickle!

by jordaniandaviasian March 19, 2016

Twat

Literally Kimberly

Wow she’s a twat

by Dylan aka (one leg) August 18, 2019

Twat

A worker who in the post pandemic environment decides to work only Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Therefore enjoying a 4 day effective weekend.

Have you seen Karen today? No she's a Twat. Only in Tuesday, Wednesday And Thursday.

by thestig86 October 8, 2021