Twat

Undesirable person.

Fucking twat took my last beer and didn't even ask.

by Randy goat fucker July 17, 2025

twat truffles

When a chick's yeast infection is so bad it leave mildew stains in her panties.

"She looked so fine, until I saw the twat truffles in her drawers."

by Sackmeat April 30, 2014

twat plant

Also known as a vagina, pussy, va-jay jay. It also grows next to the cactus in the desert.

She needs to do something with that twat plant.

by Kandicyd July 24, 2009

Twat

Someone who over excessively sends pointless tweets every 5 seconds.

Becky on Twitter:

-Just woke up!
-about to get in the shower!
-blow drying my hair!
-what to wear what to wear?
-eating pancakes!
-in my car!
-halfway to school!
-at school!
-in first block!
-ETC.

Rachel on her phone:
OMGGGG! Becky is such a friggen Twat!

by purtyyyyygirlllllll November 14, 2010

twat toot

When engaged in intercourse the vagaina becomes wet and makes a fart like sound when the penis enters.

Stephanie got so wet last nite during sex she began to twat toot.

by The Wordmieser December 1, 2015

Twat twitcher

Someone who texted their ex husband "you make my twat twitch"

"I looked through Tina's phone and she texted her ex husband you make my twat twitch! what a twat twitcher!"

by SDWR3TCH September 4, 2025

twat

The past tense of a spectacularly bad tweet.

That dick just twat that boys cant code

by danmux November 1, 2017