Twat-in-a-box

Obnoxious van driver, that believes he should be the only one allowed on the road.

"Look at that twat-in-a-box changing lanes without even indicating."

by Uldrich_VonDinklebutt October 12, 2016

Twat Waffle

Akin to a douchebag, but an only slightly more appropriate word choice to use in front of your mom.

"Dude clearly couldn't handle that post -- delete. He's a twat waffle."

by Irishmafia June 14, 2023

Twat waffle

It is a shriveled up vagina

Did you just bang that twat waffle

by Caiden rrr February 10, 2018

Twat Rocket

The act of smashing a female so hard they squirt so hard you fall of the bed.

I fucked salina so hard, she squirted so hard like 4 twat rockets.

by LilDongle January 5, 2019

death twat signature drink

Death twats always drink a Captain and Sprite. She requires a lime.

Me: “Excuse me. I need a lime with my Captain and Sprite.”
Bartender: “oh Lord, thats the Death Twat Signature Drink”

by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018

imbecilic twat

The combination of an imbecile and a twat, basically a very very stupid person.

(after breaking a pane of glass) "You imbecilic twat, you broke the glass!"

by wizzledazzle9000 January 10, 2024

twat turnstile

town slut, everybody in town has been thru it at some point

"of course she did him-she aint nothin but a twat turnstile"

by lovinsib July 23, 2012