Wisconsin Protein Bar

You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.

I was so hot and hungry after work, I was craving a Wisconsin Protein Bar.

by Thebrothers42069 December 20, 2024

BARS

When people are talking and something rhymes, you say bars.

That was bars.

by goat as will be January 5, 2020

T-bar hyge

The best fucking breed of hyge available.

"Hey man I just purchased a fiddy of T-bar Hyge where the fuck is the bong at?"

by Hanus August 9, 2007

Alabama Klondike bar

When you purchase a Big Stick from the ice cream man and use it as a butt plug…

My girl was super into that Alabama Klondike bar the other night! She came almost instantly!!

by B@llsD33p! July 17, 2022

Vibes Bar & Lounge

A place where you can Hang out, laugh, dine with good friends and Vibe to good music 🎵 🎶. A great atmosphere to just be yourself.
Good energy. No negativity. Ever.

Man let’s go to Vibes Bar & Lounge and get drink & them Hennessy wings.

by Therealrockybalboa November 24, 2021

towel bar

towel bar, v. - The process of purchasing or acquiring goods, unboxing, yeeting the accessories, and placing the object in the direct path of installers without any proximity to actual installation time.

The homeowner is towel barring again; he bought all of the glassware for a bar that's not even built and put it "on the shelves," which are unpacked and disassembled on the floor that's not grouted yet.

by glizzyholm September 23, 2022

smartie bar

the phrase that is whispered by naughty older boys to bomb younger girls through textual message. a self-respecting male, or one desperate to spit raw game may only use this while under the strong influence of alcohol or ghb.

"naw, the cross streets. i need some help out. mmk, smartie bar? ;D"

by Kins-Loo March 6, 2009