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Sleepy Susan

A lady falls asleep/passes out in a man's general vicinity. He proceeds to manipulate and use her hand to manually stimulate and bring himself to fruition with her hand.
A female passenger passed out in the back seat of a cab the other night, right before she Sleepy Susaned me. She awoke, none the wiser, with sticky fingers.
by Lazy Larry. August 8, 2010
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Sleepy Joe

"HE'S A PEDANTIC, PONTIFICATING, PRETENTIOUS BASTARD, A BELLIGERENT OLD FART, A WORTHLESS STEAMING PILE OF COW DUNG!"

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"(Figuratively speaking)"

Joe Biden is the-COUGHCOUGH-46th President of the United States of America. He has done many, many things in his term, and some examples include:

-Oldest United States President
-Special Magic Trick, can fall UP the stairs
-Any many, many other things, surely...

Yes, totally not a guy who has destroyed our economy, opened the southern border to illegal and dangerous drug cartels, is letting crime surge in blue cities and California, and absolutely did NOT steal the 2020 election, totally not... that last-minute win was totally legit and was fair and square... now quit asking questions you racist, sexist, transphobic southern old white men!!!

The nickname, "Sleepy Joe" is just an A G I S T insult against our President coming from far-righters, and doesn't mean anything important or factual. Trust the Liberals, they'd NEVER lie to us, oh no, definitely not...

FAMOUS QUOTES FROM AND ABOUT JOE BIDEN:
"We choose TRUTH over FACTS!" -Joe Biden

"If you can't decide if you're for me or Trump, then you ain't Black!" -Joe Biden

"Cornpop!" -Joe Biden

"Never underestimate Joe's ability to screw things up" -Barack Obama

"Sleepy Joe is destroying our country!" -Some racist old white man
by The Winchester. December 11, 2022
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Sheep

Omg, do you see that shirtless guy over there? What a Sheep!
by Bobabcdef October 28, 2018
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Sleeping around

When someone has been having sex with several different people.

Sometimes used pejoratively when referring to a person in a relationship who's been cheating on his or her partner.
Betty: I heard you want to break up with Jim.
Susan: Yeah, I think he's been sleeping around.


Carl: Kimberly is such a whore.
Tyrone: Yeah, I heard she's been sleeping around a lot.
by ShAdOwZ February 28, 2009
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Counting Sheep

The act of closing your eyes while laying in bed and counting sheep one by one to help you fall asleep.
I was counting sheep for an hour last night before I fell asleep.
by Josh76524 December 9, 2008
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polish sleeper

sexual pleasure when one takes a shit and catches it by bending down and reaching in-between their theighs and cupps a sausage-shapped turd under-handed with both hands, then sneaks up behind their victim and sufficates their face with shit, causing them to black out.
i'm goona get that bitch later with a polish sleeper when she gets off work.
by jaek August 8, 2006
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Sleeping with the Fishes

To Be Dead, to be found dead, to be killed, slayed, massacred, murdered brutally, or extermined, put to death by some force
The Godfather
The Gutted fish placed on Don Vito Corleone's lap, it, "He goes, what is this?" and his man replys, "It means Luca Debrazi is sleeping with the fishes."
by vmars06 May 19, 2006
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