by C Squat January 22, 2009
An expression most commonly used when referring to performing a task, often used conversationally. Subsequently, often turned into a lame joke.
Joe: man, Mike is such a fucking lazy ass, he doesn't ever do shit.
Unfunny co-worker: oh he doesn't "douche it"? that's really unsanitary.
Joe: This is why I never talk to you.
Unfunny co-worker: oh he doesn't "douche it"? that's really unsanitary.
Joe: This is why I never talk to you.
by Soo Doh Nim May 16, 2011
Comical but frequently used insulting military jargon generally used to denote a lower ranking enlisted person whose uniformed appearance and/or job performance is substantially unsatisfactory ('un-sat'). A person who can be counted on to screw-up the most simple of tasks, and generally not entrusted to handle much more than the menial. Also utilized among civilan population albeit with far less frequency and familiarity; does not resonate with same defamitory impact as when used in military circles.
His shirt isn't ever tucked properly, shoes haven't been shined in ages and his haircut is barely within regulations-not only does he look like hell in uniform but he's terrible at his duties too, what a SHIT Bird!
by Eric Lazar August 17, 2007
It's pretty much self explanatory: Pelican Shit.
by LSD420 July 21, 2006
justin was talking shit to michael about how kelli doesnt need a winter coat, shes fat enough to keep herself warm
by kelli fucking hennessy December 03, 2007
A potentially career ending project assigned to you. This project is usually highly visible and nearly impossible. The assignment generally comes with little or no direction and an unrealistic deadline.
by Project Manager December 21, 2005
The best way to comunicate to your boss that you're tired of sitting in a cubicle doing the same shit every day and you wish to be fired.
by k@m0n August 25, 2008