Russian ear wax slushy

When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry

I would love some Russian ear wax slushy

by Yea I’m luekgsvsbbsnsn May 12, 2021

Russian ice princess

When a catcher forgets his cup so he gets a bag of ice to put down there for the inning

You see Tim over there he’s doing a Russian ice princess

by Handsjgn May 27, 2025

Russian Shower

When the person next to you gets their head cut off or seriously wounded and you become covered with blood.

"Yo, I just got a Russian Shower because that fool got his head chopped off!"

by HappyAssArrows June 3, 2022

Russian dust storm

Sprinkle cocaine on a strippers asshole the put your face in front of her asshole and your friend punches her in the stomach making her fart the cocaine into your face.

Dude Frank and I fucked this hooker last night and we did the Russian dust storm on her!!!

by Captaincatshit April 19, 2021

Russian success

When a person or system reports as having successfully completed a task, however, it has not actually been successful.

The backup failures are not being reported as failures. They are a Russian success.

by Cam.Parsons February 11, 2024

Russian Paint Job

When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’

I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.

by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022

Russian disinformation

What you call all stubborn facts that don't agree with your world view

Dude who believes in the earth is flat: yay the earth is flat. I won't believe anything else.

Normal dude: uh it's a scientific fact that the earth is round!

Flat earther: everything you said I disagree with so lets call the fact that the earth is round Russian disinformation! Yay the earth is still flat.

by Sexydimma March 19, 2022