Russian Castle

The act of placing a testicle on each of your partner's eyes and receiving a rim job whislt masturbating. NOT to be confused with the Arabian Sandstorm.

Tonight's my birthday so Rachel has agreed to partake in a Russian Castle with me!

by rodrew December 29, 2018

Russian disinformation

When stubborn facts don't conform to your personal prefered theory

Dude 1) the earth is flat hooray

Dude 2) uh the facts state that the earth is round

Dude 1) what you heard is Russian disinformation. The earth is still flat.

by Sexydimma March 19, 2022

Russian moment

A colloquial expression used to describe a situation where someone (most likely a Russian), demonstrates a lapse in judgment, intelligence, or common sense. This term is based on a stereotype that has been perpetuated over time, characterizing Russians as foolish or intellectually dumb.

Liam: "Did you see that guy trying to parallel park? What a 'Russian moment' he had!"
Anna: "It was a 'Russian moment' indeed!"

Dimitri: "I was in such a hurry this morning that I put my shoes on the wrong feet."
Noah: "Yeah, It was a total 'Russian moment'!"

by Madagaskar69 November 3, 2023

Russian edge

The “Russian Edge” is a masturbation technique derived from gen-z and their terms such as “Jelquing, Edging, and Gooning” to refer to different types of masturbation techniques. “Russian Edging” is when a sole or duo team inflicts a blast of cold from an ice cube or air dryer onto their scrotum while vigorously stroking their male genitals as fast as possible in the aim to survive for as long as possible without releasing semen or any type of excretion from the male genital. While “Russian Edging” ones scrotum must reach 0 degrees Celsius or 32 degrees Fahrenheit the approximate freezing temperature before the masturbation may begin. Masturbation at this level may only last for a few seconds as the frozen scrotum forces semen to the urethra.

Hey Jeff, have you tried the new Russian Edge? If not let’s try it together some time, I’ve only held it up for 6 seconds.

by Will Johnson (Bear Slayer) March 29, 2024

russian jew

the worst kind of jew. jews are great. Russians are great. but you mix the two and you get a disaster. they are loud and annoying and oftentimes very very strange. I knew this one Russian jew who jerked off and put his substances under a microscope to see if he was fertile. who the hell does that.

"Yo that Brad kid is pretty weird"
"Yeah I know. Probably because he's a Russian Jew"

by freaky greeky December 29, 2023

russian warming

how russians stay warm by drinking a bunch of vodka

dude its cold other dude na just go inside start a party with vodka drink then come back outside that russian warming

by catsdnfjcdcdckdccddd May 16, 2018

Russian accident

A Russian accident is when someone falls out of a window of a tall building. Named after a common form of death in Russia for opponents of the Russian government.

Vasily was found dead after experiencing a Russian accident from his apartment on the fifth floor. Days earlier, he posted on social media that he opposed the war in Ukraine. His online comments are presumably unrelated to his death.

by MetricTrout February 23, 2025