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Banana phone

A thing (mainly in a shape of a banana) that women use to "pleasure" themselves when their boyfriend is sucking someone's penis in a McDonald's bathroom.
Omg I hate my boyfriend. Where my banana phone at ,Miranda?
by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019
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Banana phone

When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.
Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?
by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019
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Smash Phone

When someone says something gross through text or call. Just generally through the phone. Your reaction would be to immediately say smash phone
"look Ken sent me sext. Gosh smash phone."
by nixymushy April 22, 2020
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Smokey Phone Case

A phone case that smells a lot like what you've been smoking.
Dad this old phone you gave me is a smokey phone case!
by tackbackwards July 10, 2020
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Pandemic phone

When you use the economic stimulus money to buy a new cell phone. The new Obama phone.
Yo dawg is that the iPhone 11 pro? Ya bro Trump got me that pandemic phone.
by Shankss9 August 1, 2020
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National phone your ex day

Get out your phone and phone that ex on November 24!!
National phone your ex day (Nov 24)
by Blue sky 101 October 30, 2020
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Square phone

7th grader- Square phone
Other kid- ITS NOT SQUARE
by Haha you go brrr October 30, 2020
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