Peter Ahrens

A man with enough body fat, to eradicate the surface of the planet. In some religions he is looked up to, as some sort of bringer of doom ( aka a god ). He tends to use his powers, whenever his followers dissobey him, and uses them to start wars all over the solar system.

Man 1 Hey, why are you so depressed?
Man 2 I'm thinking about Peter Ahrens. What if he decides to destroy out planet with his body fat.
Man 1 Don't worry about it. I'm sure he liked our offerings from yesterday.

by Kenshin_ October 11, 2019

Peter

A person who is from the Peterverse.

Hey look at him he has peter-sense from the Peterverse

by RafSimons July 16, 2023

PETER DELIS

When you have a fat hog and everyone knows and can smell it

damn i smell a PETER DELIS coming and so does my wife

by mucher101 March 16, 2022

Peter

The kind of guy who can pull in a Wetherspoons.

"Hey, is that girl touching peter's pee pee?"
"Totally dude!"
"WTF... We're in Spoons"

by cordiello April 24, 2019

St. Peter’s Academy

A Christian School Filled With Non Christians

Everyone Here Wears Nothing Out Of Academy Policy Or They Will No Longer Posses It.

welcome to prison fuck head

St. Peter’s Academy, oh yeah that place with the tweaking kids, And non Christians

by AutismSpeaks, Fucc u December 16, 2018

Peter

A Peter is a giant, racist, gay-looking, know it all. Has to be right 24/7 and cannot accept failure.

A Peter will often be heard sighing and/or breathing from across the classroom. He often interrupts class discussions with “actually…” or “well…” in attempt to prove the teacher wrong (and fails).

Lukas: “Yo I can hear that big guy breathing from over here!”

Jack: “Me too! He’s such a Peter.”

by momishitmypants December 6, 2021

tory peters

a hot sexy young man and husband of jacey. he likes legos and gets major bitches 24/7

yoo look is that tory peters at the strip club!??!??!/1

by chucklesthegreatakawifeoftory December 16, 2022