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Real nigga sizes

You got thoses Jordan 12s in real nigga sizes
by BlazeRich August 9, 2022
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The real Funtime bonnie

*Funtime Freddy* HeY, bOn-BoN gO gEt Em! *Bon-Bon* Freddy can you tell them i exist and am The real Funtime bonnie
by Freddy Fastbear May 23, 2022
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Realness

The ability to pass as something, or to emphasize the vibe of something
Imagine a crossdresser that can pass as a woman, with glasses, heels and a sleek black skirt on, someone would say "Look at her! she is giving receptionist realness!"
by ujiria November 4, 2023
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Realness

A word which is part of gay slang that doesn't really have a meaning aside from saying that the thing that is referred to in the sentence "serves" or "slays".
This fit serving cunty realness.
by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022
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The Real

An exclusive group of high class individuals
Can I join the real?”

“NO”
by Comic_pdog December 4, 2022
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International Real Nigga Day

On December 6th the realest most honorable people are born. Can also be a day when real nights are celebrated globally. Can be shortened to Real Nigga Day too.
Martin: It’s my birthday!
Trey: Happy international real nigga day!
by Yung Dustpan December 5, 2024
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In a real organization

"In a real organization..." is the start of a sentence that is used to sarcastically mock an organization or similar entity that is being a cheapskate or is doing something unprofessionally. The format of the sentence is usually "In a real organization they do/have something" which implies that the organization the speaker is mocking does not do/have that something even though it should. The context should also make it clear what is missing from the current organization but it can also be explained in the sentence.

If the organization is hierarchical, the ones at the bottom of the hierarchy may use this sentence for complaining. In those cases the "In a real organization..." remarks are not meant to be heard by the ones higher up in the hierarchy as they would most likely consider them insulting.

When used by coworkers as described above, this phrase can also boost the team spirit as it indicates that you have a common problem and suffer from it together. In these cases the form "If this was a real organization, we'd do/have something" is also common.

The word "organization" can also be replaced with anything that describes the environment more accurately: software company, library, warehouse, etc.
Example 1: "In a real army we would've received a full magazine of blanks for this exercise, instead of just five rounds."

Example 2: "If this was a real IT company we would have a dedicated continuous integration server."

Example 3: "In a real library you'd have a dedicated shelf of sci-fi novels."

Example 4: "In a real organization you would've had a raise by now."
by ZeroOne^ July 23, 2010
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