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Nice hands

(N•ice Han•ds)
This is an expression used when someone makes a mistake usually with their hands. It can even go as far as them accidentally breaking something, falling, or any another accidental mistake where they may not even be using their hands. Really just a sarcastic ass remark following someone's mistake.
Here comes our waitress with a tray full of drinks. OH NO! She just dropped them all over the table. Damn! NICE HANDS! Now get us a towel!
by bradfordkarter September 17, 2017
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invisible hand

Also known as "the stranger."
Masturbatory practice in which you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then go to town on yourself, thus giving the sensation that someone else is wanking you.
Ron was so lonely, he had to use the Invisible Hand technique to keep from blowing his brains out.
by Doomie June 7, 2004
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Hand babies

Nathan was caught making hand babies at the computer
by Bunnybear17 October 14, 2015
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hand wipes

TH\he OCD detective Monk needs to keep his hands clean.
I need a wipe, Sharona his nurse.
by doctor b November 15, 2004
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Hand Hug

dude i wake up every morning and give myself a hand hug
by james jerkmaninoff February 28, 2011
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hand grenade

A gesture thrown by hand thumbs up or thumb up if only using one hand, ie the Fonz. A final affirmation for when everything is spot on. (Friendship goes with a bang!)
When you look at your hand in the thumbs up gesture side on, if you look closely at the four curled fingers that go into the palm and notice the edge of the knuckles it looks very much like the classic early Hand Grenade known as the pineapple hand grenade. Now looking back at your hand in the thumbs up gesture if you curl over your thumb and imagine its inside the ring that’s joined onto the pin, then move your thumb up as if to remove the pin thumbs up BOOM. A hand gesture thrown by the hand grenade Friendship goes with a bang!
by ThumbPin December 9, 2008
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invisible hand

Adam Smith's economic theory that everyone is motivated by self interest, and the "invisible hand" stabilizes the economy
by Jill June 7, 2004
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