matthew burton

A person who is an orange upside down spoon

That right there is a Matthew Burton.

by KhoraChrono November 21, 2016

Matthew

A very cute guy who loves to make you laugh and can take his joke too far sometimes but he always finds a way to make someone laugh

Guy 1: Do you know who I like?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: I like Matthew

by Hurricane 560 July 9, 2022

Matthew

A dickhead who steals your kills

YOU ARE A MATTHEW!

by anonymous August 9, 2024

Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

A bitch, a short ass mothafuker, he probably is packing a good 1.2 inch clock, matthews are not very intelligent but they believe they are.

Bro1: Yo should we invite him to the party

Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew

Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave

Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

by WordGod22 January 28, 2022

Matthew

To sexy to comprehend and is way better at Fortnite than Ramon.

He does sport and stuff and drink many beer.

oh shit, Matthew cool dude i should be awsome to him and friends

by CrashP January 15, 2024

Matthew sturnioloK

The reason why my gf dosent love me 🖕

Me: matthew sturnioloK

Her: unboyfriended
Unboyfriended= sad💔🙁👎🏽

by Suckonmacock November 19, 2023

Matthew Park

He’s a big CUTIE

really tall

BROWN EYES
cool Asian boy

love of your life

Did you know matthew park has a brother?

by shrek’sbigtoe November 24, 2020