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Matthew

A man with a small peepee. Addicted to gambling and almost always bets on 9/4 (7/1 cant be done) (650/9 must be blind)

(11/6 get the sticks)
Matthew stop having a small peepee and gambling and stuff.
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Matthews are babs... thats all
BABS matthew
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matthew choi

R MAN HES SUCH A MAGIC MAN, HES SOOOOOO MATTHEW CHOI
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Fat-ass who people call handsome but others are just jealous because once you get to know him you realize that he adores food more than you. Hes such a fat loser but obviously he's good at video games because, you know, he's fat. Says really stupid things to get attention and succeeds. Also very dramatic. If you have a Matthew, watch out.
Holy shoot Matthew is so stupid and fat
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for example: a matthew belongs to a siobhan
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To attack the direction of someone's true thought or to make it inferior to that of your own. To manipulate a conversation so that even if you are wrong initially you are agreeing yet still disagreeing in the end because no matter what someone else says it is always less applicable than what you have to say.
"Emotions are horrible, I mean what if we didn't have them and did whatever we thought of doing without giving it any thought" " For example college, what if when I thought about going to college I just went without any hesitation or thought", "what if you thought about killing someone or doing something that would harm or affect someone or something else? What if you just did it without thinking about the consequences or the pain it may or may not cause other people or things." "I guess emotions are good after all because that would not be good." "In some ways, though it would probably be good like if you were a hitman" " Did I just Matthew myself?"
by DepartmentOfWarning September 5, 2022
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