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jordan robichaux

Jordan Robichaux is a god dam good lookin motherfucker who has some nice curly blonde hair and some rambunctiously beautiful blue eyes.
My name is Jordan Robichaux and I approve this message
by That guy baby August 19, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is a guy who keeps to his self and is generally a quiet kid. He’s kinda shy at first but once you see the real Jordan you can’t un see it. Jordan is funny, intelligent, smart, and pretty attractive. He doesn’t have many friends but appreciates the ones he has. Jordan has always kinda had a girl best friend and boy best friend. But he has always had trouble realizing that his girl “friend” is very attracted to him and really cares about him. Jordan is genuinely a amazing person and friend.
Some random girl: “Who’s the new kid?”
His girl best friend: “ that’s Jordan!!”
by anonymous April 11, 2021
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Jordan

1) The Holy River in which Jesus was Baptized.

2) A fiery but kind soul. He has the best smile and the purest blue eyes. He loves fiercely until you push him past his threshold. Then he tears you to pieces like a ravenous wolf, and leaves you in his wake.
Them: What happened between you and Jordan?

Me: Jordan pulled a Mr. Darcy. I waited in the sunrise, but he never came back for me, across the dewey sun-laden field in the morning.
by The one girl who died May 2, 2022
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Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23
Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.
by Apacho January 2, 2025
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Nyquil Jordan

Take 3 shots of nyquil, leave the house for a year and a half, then return and take 3 more
"Why's Michael leaving? He's gonna black out"

"Oh he's doing the Nyquil Jordan. He'll eventually be back with someone who fucked Madonna"
by djmoy20 January 22, 2022
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Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.
"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"
by namezsayz May 8, 2023
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Jordan

The last couple puffs of a joint or spliff.
Do you want Jordan?
by CreatorOfJordan January 13, 2021
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