Jew Pro

someone with a jew fro who is exremely shmuckable! and therefore he is known as a jew professionall, whether being of jewish decent ....or not .

Arlia "thats no jew fro!"
Emma "thats a smucking jew pro!!"

by koolaydria September 10, 2010

Token Jew

A Jewish person who is included in a group solely to create the appearance of diversity and inclusion, rather than because of their qualifications to be part of the group.

Valdemar: Did you hear Kyle was part of the Palestine protest yesterday?
Atheer: Really?
Valdemar: Obviously a token Jew.

by Valmerito May 18, 2024

Jew Fish

A tasty delicacy with a funny name

“Yo yo I am the Jew fish salesman”

“Please leave me alone”

by Crack boy smokeSage November 6, 2021

Jew banging whore

A low Dollar prostitute as jews are considered cheap

Difference between a jew and canoe canoe tips
That jew banging whore has low yelp score but you don't pay much for her

by YETI SLAYER April 27, 2025

Levy Jews

Levy Jews.

Dutch people are levy Jews. goddamit

by ancaptrev September 24, 2022

Magellan's Jew

A Jew that tries to give you directions when they are obviously wrong.

Magellan's Jew was left on the main land because his directions were obviously wrong and Magellan could not circumnavigate the world with faulty directions.

by jackyp November 10, 2009

Llanta Jew

A person that is very cheap and grugal.

Oh, that foo is a llanta jew.

by MatrixYT January 14, 2025